Stolen From The Family
Introducing the Naissante 2011 Pinot Noir. (27$ a bottle, or free if stolen from family) This particular bottle of piss has been liberated from a relatives house, it was not picked by your humble author.
First; an introduction to Pinot Noir. According to the wonderful authors at Wikipedia, “Pinot Noir is grown all around the world, however it can be difficult to turn from grape to wine. While young they tend to have the aroma of berries; such as strawberry and raspberry. After aging they may develop a “Barnyard” aroma.” This is not promising, personally i do not believe I would enjoy drinking straw; but hey (see what i did there) let’s have a crack.
On the bottle; nothing specific about the wine, however “Naissante wines emphasize varietal character, elegant structure and natural balance”. Sounds like an amazing place. For $27 one would have preferred a rough outline before plunging in.
First Taste; After cleansing my palate with vodka and orange, I carefully breathe in the tantalizing aromas; it smells like red wine. Sour red wine.
After a sip, the wine instantly slams either side of the tongue with a faint sourness, not enough to wince, but very close. The tannin is surprisingly non-existent. Don’t get me wrong, the sides of my tongue are now numb. But overall I am almost instantly ready for a larger gulp. The warm after-burn has penetrated through the tar filled lungs and left a pleasant aftertaste in the mouth.
The second swig just gets better, with the already numb tongue you can really enjoy the wine to its fullest. Even though Pinot Noir grapes are reputed to have the aroma of a barnyard, I can happily say it has more of a Citrus vibe, only a slight one however.
In all seriousness, I was expecting this to be a horrible experience, however the Tasmanian wine makers have greatly surprised me with the drinkability of this expensive plonk. It is nowhere near as full-bodied as a Cab or a Merlot, yet still feels hefty in the glass and mouth.
Final Verdict; The bottle is quite drinkable, would go lovely with your standard red wine fare (Steak, Tomato based Pasta, and probably even Cheese) however realistically the exorbitant price makes this a no-go. If you can score a glass for free, dig in. Otherwise; please don’t waste your time.
3/10